Thursday, September 27, 2007
I am a bigot
I hate people who...
- Are inconsiderate
- Don't have manners
- Don't listen
- Don't say what they mean
- Cut me off on the road
- Flaunt their money
- Can't take a joke
- Don't keep their promises
- Can't be trusted
- Use "and...?" as a question
- Don't see the other side
- Can't keep a secret
- Are inflexible
- Have a closed mind
- Just don't get it
Sonnet
Shall I compare thee to the printed pages?
Shall I compare thee to a work of fiction?
With thy fiery passion for the middle ages,
For turgid prose, a joy of lex and proper diction.
Ah, the longing for prolific lit, my torrid lover
Of words, indulge me in thy soul's affair
With the English tongue, hidden under cover
Of a simple pauper sketched as millionaire.
Thou art a special part of every maudlin day
Conflicted like a sunny summer's warm light rain
"If only" and in dreams, then coffee by a Swiss chalet
To chat and turn the cogs of my right brain.
If ever we would, the same world inhabit,
Thou wouldst no longer be my one bad habit.
Shall I compare thee to a work of fiction?
With thy fiery passion for the middle ages,
For turgid prose, a joy of lex and proper diction.
Ah, the longing for prolific lit, my torrid lover
Of words, indulge me in thy soul's affair
With the English tongue, hidden under cover
Of a simple pauper sketched as millionaire.
Thou art a special part of every maudlin day
Conflicted like a sunny summer's warm light rain
"If only" and in dreams, then coffee by a Swiss chalet
To chat and turn the cogs of my right brain.
If ever we would, the same world inhabit,
Thou wouldst no longer be my one bad habit.
True or False
I always have done poorly on written standardized tests. True or False type or Multiple Choice type questions force into only a single choice. Unless, of course there is the "E. All of the above." That was always my answer. I can always see how a statement might be true. It has some ring of truth to it. Or, it might be partly right. Or, there are times, places and conditions when the statement could be true. Sure it may not be probable, or even likely, but it may be a possibility.
True or False
True or False
- Dogs have three legs. (I'd say True. I saw a dog with only three legs once. All dogs have three legs. At least.)
- I can run a marathon. (Well, I haven't done it yet, but that doesn't mean I can't?)
- 1 + 1 = 10 (Think binary.)
- Red is grey and yellow is white (Again, True. Just listen to the Moody Blues song, "Days of Future Passed.")
- It is always best to tell the truth. (Hmm, I'm still thinking....)
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